Always wear your underpants when you are working under your car
Here’s an amusing story from local paper in Brisbane, Australia.
It's the story of one Brisbane couple, especially the wife who had an adventurous day.
The couple drove to their local shopping centre but just as they got their car into the car park, it broke down.
The man told his wife that she should carry on with the shopping while he would try and attend to the broken down vehicle.
When the wife returned a time later, she noticed a small group of people near their car.
All the woman noticed though was a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the vehicle and something else which she was not expecting to see out from under the chassis.
To her shock and horror, the wife had noticed that the man, who was wearing shorts was not wearing any underpants and so his private parts were now not so private anymore and his junk was hanging out for all the world to see.
As any good wife would do for her husband in such an embarrassing situation, she reached down under the car and put her hand up the man's shorts to tuck back in the man's crown jewels, otherwise known to the commoners as the meat and two veg.
When the woman got back up, proud of herself for averting a terrible embarrassment, she noticed her husband staring back at her in utter shock and bemusement from across the bonnet.
Needless to say, the poor RACQ mechanic had to have 3 stitches in his head!
The Royal Automobile Club of Queensland Limited (RACQ) is a motoring club and mutual organisation, providing roadside assistance, insurance, travel, finance and other services to its Queensland members. It is a member of the Australian Automobile Association.
So the moral of the story is always wear your underpants when working under a car as getting your knickers in a twist could end up with you in stitches!